I slept like a water bug last night, which is to say, not well. Skimming the surface, not really getting any deep sleep. I blame Sarah Palin, as I fell asleep reading the Vanity Fair article about her crazy CRAZY ass and, well, I blame Sarah. Next time I hit my head on a cupboard or stub my toe or overdraw my bank account, I'm blaming Sarah. I suggest you do the same.